Akpors n d seller

Akpos: I want to buy dog food.
Seller: Do you have a dog?.
Akpos: Yes
Seller: Where is it?.
Akpos: At home.
Seller: Sorry, i can't sell you
dog food unless i see the dog
first, it is our policy.
The Next Day….
Akpos: Do you have cat food?.
Seller: Where is your cat?.
Akpos: It is at home.
Seller: Sorry, i can't sell cat
food for you unless i see the
cat.
Two Days Later….
Akpos went there holding a
nylon bag.
Seller: What is in your bag?.
Akpos: Put your hand inside
first.
(The seller puts his hand
inside)
Seller: It's cold, what is it?.
Akpos: It is my shit! I need
toilet paper??