akpors@ceremony

At a launching ceremony, Chief Akpos who is an illiterate noticed that each
dignitary making a donation had two titles attached to their
names.


For instance, Chief (Dr.) Ochuko Akpe, Prof (Pastor) Thankgod Akwaruta etc.

Chief Akpos was determined not to allow anyone upstage
him at the occasion.

When it was his turn to speak, he took the mic and announced: I, Late (Chief) Akpos Akpomiemie Akpororo Atanatene donate the sum of N500,000 cash.

Late Who??

The hall was empty
in 60 seconds.