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AKPORS was hungry and wentto ‘mai
shayi’ (men selling tea and bread).
The following dialogue transpired between
them:
AKPORS: You get loaf of bread?
ABOKI: yes
AKPORS: bring one; slice am into two and put
two sachet of butter in between
ABOKI: (happy and thanking God for bringing
customer,is quickly doing as he is instructed )
... AKPORS: You get egg?
ABOKI: yes customer
AKPORS: fry 6 eggs put am inside the bread.
ABOKI: Okay customer
AKPORS: You get sardine for inside gongoni?
ABOKI: yes customer everything dey.
AKPORS: put two gongoni inside the bread.
ABOKI: Okay customer (happyand doing as
he is told, already enthusiastic' ll make a lot of
money 2day)
AKPORS: you don finish? Oya press the bread
together for me.
ABOKI: See am customer, i don prepare am
finish.
AKPORS: OYA! CUT N10 Naira OWN FOR ME!