ONE WORD 4 AKPORS

A woman was having an affair while her
husband was at work.


One day she was in
bed with her boyfriend (Akpors­) when she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway.
“Oh My God – Hurry! Grab your clothes,” she yelled to Akpors. “And jump out the window.
My husband’s home early!” “I can’t jump out the window!” – came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets. “It’s raining out there!”
“If my husband catches us in here, he’ll kill us both! she replied. “He’s got a very quick temper and a very large gun! The rain is the least of your problems!” So Akpors scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes
and jumps out the window! As he began
running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town’s annual marathon.

He started running along beside the others about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm,he tried to “blend in” as best as he could.

It wasn’t that effective! After a little while, a small group of runners, who had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

“Do you always run in the nude?” one asked.
“Oh yes” he replied, gasping in air. “It feels so wonderfullyfree having the air blow overall your skin while you’re running.”

Another runner moved alongside. “Do you always run carrying your clothes under your arm?” “Oh, yes” akpos answered breathlessly. “That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!”

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried. “Do you always wear a condom when you run?”
“Only if it’s raining.”