At it again

Akpos the gate man.

Oga: Akpos,i dont want my daughter
to be leaving this house any more before she gets pregnant, so i dont
want you to let her leave this compound.

Akpos: oga,you know say that your daughter is a sturborn girl. what if she try to force herself out.

Oga: fool! Use your head.

... Akpos: ok Oga.

*Oga returned from work, he didnt
find his daughter at home.

Oga: akpos, where is my daughter?

Akpos: oga that your daughter over
stubborn, so i remmember you said i should make Use of my
head.. so i begin to nod her teeth..

Oga: so where is she?.

Akpos: she is at hospital.

Oga fainted

#One Word for akpo